I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
So many bounce houses so little time
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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