why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
