You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
This is my gift to your gina
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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