i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
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the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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