i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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