nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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