Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
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What happened to fro yo and sex?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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