Whod you bang
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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