this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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