Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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