I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
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