I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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