I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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