My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Randomize
