This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
He kissed a someone with a penis
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
The ass gains better be worth it
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