Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
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You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
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got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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