I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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