hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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