from now on my penis is your penis
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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