who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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