We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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