I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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