I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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