that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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