I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
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Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?