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if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
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Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
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Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...