I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF