I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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