Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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