i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
