I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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