I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
zippers are such a cool invention
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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