dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
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