Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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