thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Shame - the story of my life.
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