420 ftw
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
