when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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