On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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