is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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