Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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