they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
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That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
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Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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