Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
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