His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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