And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
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He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
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Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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