wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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