i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
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just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
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Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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