I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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