can u get pink eye on your cock?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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