quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
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I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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