so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
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I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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