Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I forgot how hot balto sounded
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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