Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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