ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
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beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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