One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
BRING THE BAGELS
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I had to cum in my sink.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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