at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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