I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
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bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
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I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
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