I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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