:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
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She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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