Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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