Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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