I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
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apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
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OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
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